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Joke of the Day

"There is nothing more vile and disgusting than child pornographers. In my opinion, they should be tried as adults."

"I knew someone who was frozen to absolute Zero once... He was 0K"

"AMA Request: Innocent, uneducated rapist"

"A little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? The father replied, ""No, some begin with - If I am elected."";"

"Q: Why did the bird get a ticket? A: It broke the law of gravity!"

"Universities are like priests They will teach you a few things, and then take you into the back room to fuck you."

"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I had no idea he was missing and I suddenly got nervous thinking I might be a suspect."

"My friend asked me what a Freudian Slip means. I told him, ""It's when you mean to say one thing, but fuck your mother."""

"I have a friend named miles But he moved to Europe so now he goes by Kilometers."

"What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding? The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding."