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Joke of the Day
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men actually care if they cum."
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"I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn't matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning Hippy? Because he was too far out, man."
"Two white guys and two black guys go into a police station The white guys come back from the station"
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"
" ...Oh the weather outside's delightful, the balance in my account is frightful, what happened to all my dough, I dunno, I dunno, I dunnnnoooooo... "
"Beware the SATA of March Much faster than the IDEs"
"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."
"I have enough money to last the rest of my life... So long as I don't spend any of it."
"""Check, please!"" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table"