202026

Joke of the Day

"So I was all ""I'm not taking any shit from you, bitch"" and she was all ""to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1""."

"HAPPY NEW YEAR letter to mods AAEEHNPPRWYY"

"Knock Knock ! [nsfw ish] ""Whos there?"" ""Wilma"" ""Wilma whom?"" ""Wilma Dickfit."""

"Since Fall Out Boy broke up I want to start a female group called Fall Down Girl. There's no singing, we just get wasted and fall down a lot"

"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was too time consuming."

"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."

"Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten gagged whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.."

"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."

"Best part of banging a milf What's the best part of having sex with a milf? Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!"