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Joke of the Day

"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"

"I'm good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 28 things that I'm putting off until later."

"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."

"I asked Rick Astley for a movie... I asked him to borrow some movies. He said ""sure what movies do you want?"" I asked him for the movie 'Up'. He started singing. ""Never gonna give you Up!"""

"I find it really annoying that eating food doesn't heal wounds like I was led to believe as a kid. Damn Nintendo."

"Q: What does an Irishman have for dinner? A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert? A: Ethnic cleansing."

"why the sadman buy keybord? because is the ""key"" to hapennies"

"I would love my job so much more if I didn't have to hide my flask."

"Young Forever Nutritionists say people who eat less tend to be younger in appearance. It is true. One of my friends hadn't eaten for 10 days, he's forever 25 years old now."

"How to keep a reader in suspense? [removed]"