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Joke of the Day

"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"

"In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story"

"What do you call a water fowl looking in a window? Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)"

"11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: ""Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it."" The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking."

"Someone just used my driveway to turn around and now I'm standing outside with two open beers and *lonely face*"

"What does a camera have in common with a condom? They both capture that special moment."

"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."

"The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that the person who prepared it has a bald head."

"Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad"

"What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls? Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!"