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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""

"What day do most mothers give birth? Labor day."

"two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"""

"Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton what Tyler Perry is to Tyler Perry."

"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."

"Coming soon to the USA... #Mexit"

"In answer to the question ""would you have sex with bill Clinton"" 87 percent of Americans responded No. Not again"

"What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence."

"Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9? Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9"

"What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? ""Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."""