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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""

"Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out."

"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"

"What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *""Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!""*"

"What do you call an Italian that has taken Viagra? Al dente"

"Teacher: ""Sam what is the outside of a tree called?"" Sam: ""I don't know."" Teacher: ""Bark Sam bark."" Sam: ""Bow wow wow!"""

"Sorry Satan, but I'm selling my soul to Buddah. You gotta be fucking stupid to pass up on a tasty offer like ""free Chinese food for life."""

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Sometimes a canoe tips!"

"wise man jokes?"

"BARBER: what'll it be ME: can u make me feel extremeley self-conscious for 45 minutes BARBER: u got it"