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Joke of the Day
"I shit my pants the other day. Which is funny, because I don't remember eating them."
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"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"
"Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't."
"Wife Missing My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back."
"Definition of a Masochist... *Definition of a Masochist:* ***""Beat me! Beat me!""*** *Definition of a Sadist:* ***""No!""***"
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"Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs."
"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"
"I was going to upload a gay joke on this sub. But fuck it."