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Joke of the Day

"Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't."

"What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman ... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring."

"Why are Americans bad at League of Legends? Cause they can't protect their towers."

"A guy named Michael was rushed to the emergency room one night and had to have heart surgery.. I guess you could say it was open Mike night."

"What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."

"I didn't know what happiness was until I got married. But by then it was too late."

"Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."

"H: Do you like carpet or prefer it bare? M: I'm OK with a little carpet of she shaves the rest H: We're talking about floors M: HR again?"

"I came up with an in-depth, comprehensive list of films that are just like real life"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!"