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Joke of the Day
"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"
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"me: helo darkness my old friend darkness, who just turned 30 and is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old"
"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Did you here about the gay midget? He finally came out of the cabinet"
"Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR"
"I just want to feel as important as a person who remains on a phone call through the entire duration of a grocery checkout."
"gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is ""hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"""
"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."
"I brought my cannibal friend over to a party... He sucked the life right out of it."
"You've got to be twins. You're too stupid to be one person."