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Joke of the Day

"Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs."

"What do you call a whore house with only men? A bro-thel"

"whats that under your shirt, Louie? you wearing The Wire? you wearing a literal DVD taped to your chest for the purposes of a visual gag eh?"

"New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out."

"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."

"A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for an entendre ,She says ""double or single"" he says ""Double"" she says ""OK yours is a big one """

"The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother."

"What's a ducks favourite snack? Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**"

"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."

"What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation."