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Joke of the Day
"What's the most disgusting, distasteful international treaty organization? EU!"
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"What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud."
"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."
"Please take a moment to envision the movie ""Drive,"" but with him only using Zipcars."
"""Be patient."" - Mr Miyagi telling Daniel how to bang a nurse"
"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."
"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"
"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin'. they hatin'."
"You know who brings a knife to a gun fight? Cannibals. And also a fork."