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Joke of the Day
"I was going to upload a gay joke on this sub. But fuck it."
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"pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them"
"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."
"Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital? Because the stock broker!"
"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"
"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"
"Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Topper: Great Expectations. Rabinowitz: Is it any good? Topper: Its not all I hoped for. Hot Shots Part Deux. Best joke in the movie."
"Hot single dads in your area AREN'T WORKING 60 HOURS A WEEK FOR YOU TO AIR CONDITION THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD SHUT THE GODDAMN DOOR."
"(Very) dirty joke time: How does a mother in West Virginia know when her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes like blood."
"Will you be my horcrux? I promise I'll leave a piece of me inside you."