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"I was going to upload a gay joke on this sub. But fuck it."
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"Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot. He couldn't find it."
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"The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in..."
"Why don't you hear Django's penis talk during the movie? The D is silent."
"Do you need an Ark? I Noah guy."
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"Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.."
"I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say ""college ruled"" so it must've been somewhat fun"