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Joke of the Day
"Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4 :)"
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"Why isn't George R.R. Martin allowed on Twitter? He only has 140 characters to kill"
"I don't understand why people always fight becoming a zombie or vampire. Both seem awesome because you don't have to have a job."
"When I'm sad I go to the fabric softener aisle of a store & imagine I'm in the clean mountains surrounded by blue sparkles and wild flowers."
"What's the best thing about fingering a psychic who's on her period? You get your palm red"
"Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She is a woman."
"Don't make jokes about 9/11... they're just plane wrong."
"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"
"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."
"""Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice."""