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Joke of the Day

"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."

"So I have had this joke in my mind for awhile but cannot figure out the best delivery... Why is it ok for police to keep rape kits in their cars? but if I have one, I am some sort of criminal."

"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."

"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"

"My wife walked in on me and found me f***ing our daughter... I didn't know what she found more disturbing, the fact I was f***ing our daughter, or that the abortion clinic sold me her fetus."

"My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed. ... She stared at me until I paid her."

"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."

"How did Donald Trump won with his poor vocabulary? He's the only candidate that America finally understands.."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"So afraid of commitment I only play ""Words With Acquaintances""."