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Joke of the Day
"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"
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"Live tweeting from Sunday Mass! We're sitting. Now standing. Sitting. Sorry, should've been kneeling. Shit, that was embarrassing."
"Two married man talking.. 1st man: Im so lucky, my wife is an angel. 2nd man: Good for you! Mine's still alive."
"DJ Khaled is at a bar... *He has already had 10 shots* The bartender asks him if he's done or not... DJ Khaled says,""Nope I'll have Another One."""
"Excuse me, but do you need the Jaws of Life? Because damn girl, you're crushin' it"
"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong."
"Doesn't get paid: has popcorn and vodka martinis for dinner. Gets paid: has popcorn and raspberry vodka martinis for dinner."
"I lost my eldest daughter to suicide. One down, two to go"
"Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!"
"Q: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A: A barber."