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Joke of the Day

"Don't make jokes about 9/11... they're just plane wrong."

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"My girlfriend really wants to try out some schoolgirl role play. However, I feel really uncomfortable wearing the dress..."
"Imagine how quickly Breitbart would believe in climate science if they could use it to stop black people from voting."
"Trump's wives were immigrants. Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't."
"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"
"When somebody yells ""Last one in is a rotten egg,"" Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg."
"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."
"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."
"How many Suhhh Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam"
"Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No it's 66 but we turn it upside down to confuse people."