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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She is a woman."
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"My Grandfathers dying words to me were, ""Are you still holding the ladder?""."
"""slippery when wet"" signs should be on everything."
"Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. ""We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."""
"What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? One sees a glass half full, the other doesn't care because the glass is going to fall and break anyways."
"I was given a book, ""How to play the didgeridoo."" All the pages are empty besides one that says, ""Far away from me."""
"[traffic jam] MAN: [rolls down window] Dude, why? ME: [in the next car holding a rabbit as it repeatedly kicks the horn] It's his birthday"
"What's the difference between a prostitute in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has hope in her soul."
"Bunny Farts What's invisible and smells like carrots?"
"I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence."