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Joke of the Day
"What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing that for two bucks again!"
Next Joke
"Inspired by a recent ELI5: ""Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres"", I present this oldie... Q: What comes in quarts? . . A: Elephants"
"When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face."
"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"HILARIOUS: 5 ways in which parents put us through tortures during our childhood!"
"""i'm not even that high."" -me talking to the microwave"
"What kind of sick fuck figured out that you can make a cake out of carrots?"
"How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Check their jeans."
"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."