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Joke of the Day
"When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face."
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"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv and I thought ""is that one mine""?... ... then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."
"My first name is not Damn Signed, Autocorrect"
"Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""
"What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? ""They remember"""
"Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up. Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues"
"*interview for new roommate* Ninja: I know it's a small place, but you won't even know I'm here."
"Twitter updated their Terms of Service. Now it just says ""Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here."""
"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."
"Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them."