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Joke of the Day
"When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face."
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"Q: What insect is good at math? A: An account-ant."
"One Last Humiliation: The CIA Just Bungled An Attempt To Drop A Piano On Fidel Castro's Funeral Procession Luckily, It only cost them a grand."
"A ""gag gift"" means something completely different to people into BDSM."
"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"
"What's a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Fetta"
"Why did Dr.Pepper blush? He received a Sunkist from his Crush"
"ME: *brings my mom to a knife fight* MOM: *shouting* use your words! MOM: *chasing knife fighters away with a broom* I know your mothers!"
"What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts? De mentor."
"I've been leaving a dollar in every book I read my entire life for my kids to find when it's my time to go. I'm already up to like 3 bucks."