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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sick fuck figured out that you can make a cake out of carrots?"
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"My friend got attacked by a bear recently It was really grizzly."
"ancestry dot com told me my ancestors were ""A Shit Ton of Sketchy Raccoons"". bullshit. i didnt pay 50 bucks for something i already knew"
"Life is like a box of Chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"Probably the greatest 'a guy walks into a bar' joke ever! http://youtu.be/7UBCdzJuB34"
"Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure."
"The First Time"
"I hope you never have to experience the loss of a child. Lotta paperwork."
"Pizza is an emotion right?"
"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."