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Joke of the Day
"Why was hitler bad with directions? Because three reichs don't make a left."
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"I need a new car.. The one I have keeps taking me to work."
"What's the difference between Arabs and Americans? American kids come home from boyscouts"
"I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT."
"I can't RSVP until I know the wifi situation at your event."
"Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations."
"What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant? Fetus Abortus!"
"What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian? A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read"
"What do you call an exemplary black housewife? Do'mestique"
"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."