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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."

"any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time"

"How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!"

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."

"Sign seen in restroom Most people come here to take a shit. I come here to leave one."

"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"

"Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr"

"My wife wants to go on a romantic date for Valentine's Day so I guess I'll stay home with the kids."

"A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.. making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical."