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Joke of the Day
"HILARIOUS: 5 ways in which parents put us through tortures during our childhood!"
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"What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!"
"So this guy pointing a gun to my face was like: Your money or your life! and I was like: I'm on Facebook, I don't have money or a life."
"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"
"Therapist: Alright, let's start at the beginning Me: *Sighs* I guess it all really started when I wasn't born a centaur"
"""It is scary how much false attribution of quotes occurs on Twitter."" - Mark Twain"
"A Women' Apology I am sorry, But it was Your mistake."
"Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are Remarkable"
"Did you know that if you pull the pin off of grenade and hold it up to your ear You can actually hear the world getting smarter."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit into your wife's clothes."