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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."
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"When a man speaks in the forest and there is no wife to hear... is he still wrong?"
"Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it"
"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""
"[interview] BOSS: How many words can you type a minute? ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean? ME: Well, like for example, pickle"
"Found a copy of ""Dr. No"" in German, and it only set me back nein euro."
"Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure."
"You can fart openly as long as you're always holding a whoopee cushion."
"Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet."
"Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes."