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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me why I suddenly froze in one position during sex. I said: ""It's a new move I learned from PornHub. It's called 'buffering'."""

"Your mother is so classless... .. she could be a marxist utopia"

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."

"My mother asked me today if I was more attracted to breasts or butts.. I told her to shut up and put her robe back on."

"I sure do feel a shitload more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."

"I guess knocking on random dressing room doors in a department store and asking ""hey, can I see how you look?"" is frowned upon."

"Africans would remember this Ebola"

"The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother."

"How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?"

"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."