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Joke of the Day
"How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?"
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"I went to a zoo yesterday... but they only had one dog! it was a shitzu (shit zoo)"
"My roommate gets angry when I steal their kitchen utensils It's a whisk I'm willing to take"
"Birthday present A little boy's parents asked what he wanted for his upcoming birthday. The boy thought about it and simply replied ""I wanna watch"" So they let him"
"A British man asked to his friend, ""How many seats are there in the van?"" ""More than the Lib Dems."""
"15 + 18 = 10"
"Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes."
"Whenever I see a middle-aged guy trying desperately to hang onto his youth, I always think ""I should move this mirror""."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Elephant grape sine theta."
"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."