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Joke of the Day
"How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?"
Next Joke
"Dad, did you let the parrot name me? - Haha, no that's ridiculous, Brock."
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."
"I heard this knock knock joke from a mime last week"
"Why do managers like pizza? It comes out of the box"
"My wife dared me to yell out ""HURRY UP HAYDEN"" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn."
"Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!"
"What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing."
"What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite"