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Joke of the Day
"I sure do feel a shitload more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."
Next Joke
"Wait, you've got 99 bottles of beer on the wall? A. You should be refrigerating those, not putting them on a wall. B. You are an alcoholic."
"Since wine is made from grapes its technically accurate to say I did a fruit juice cleanse for New Years Eve."
"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."
"What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns off the video game system."
"I've never liked barnacles, but since I moved to the harbour they've started to grow on me."
"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penis."
"What happens to garlic sauce over time? The sausages."
"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"
"Why is today John Philip Sousa Day? Because he told everyone to march fourth."