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Joke of the Day

"Africans would remember this Ebola"

"Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance? There wasn't a punch line."

"According to my girlfriend, a small penis shouldn't be a problem in any loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"Why did God kick Joe Paterno out of Heaven? ....because he picked Michael Jackson as his new assistant coach."

"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."

"Some people are legally blind. What happens to the illegally blind?"

"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."

"I used to work at a calendar store But they fired me for taking a day off."