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Joke of the Day

"Africans would remember this Ebola"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."

"I heard about this Mohel who did a circumcision while drunk ... ... he got the sack. He had developed a drinking problem, just couldn't cut it any more."

"My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it."

"Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!"

"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."

"Where do I see myself in five years? *kicks feet up on desk* Sir, does my resume list ""psychics abilities"" under skills? No. Next question."

"If your name is Nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy."

"The words 'selfie' and 'twerk' have been added to the dictionary this year while 'charm' and 'dignity' have been removed."

"2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore. They had become Transparents."