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Joke of the Day

"The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother."

"Laura Bassett must be an alcoholic... She couldn't even wait for the game to finish before she hit the bar!"

"I wanted to report the police for damaging my luggage while searching my car But the case got thrown out of court"

"What will Melania Trump say to mexicans if her husband becomes president? Hello from the other side."

"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."

"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."

"The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park"

"How do you win a Scandinavian race? By crossing the Finnish line!"

"Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you"

"Did you guys hear about the butcher who backed up into his meat grinder? I hear he got alittle behind in his work"