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Joke of the Day
"How will Hillary Clinton keep the economy up? She won't, a secretary will."
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"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"
"Things would be so much simpler if everything was as easy as your mom."
"Don't let them fool you. Squirrels are just rats dressed in Armani."
"Did you hear about the legless man who got his wheelchair taken away? He was floored."
"So it turns out the son of a preacherman just had really long arms"
"Wife sneezed... ... and told me she was allergic to my hotness. My response: so do you break out in sex?"
"Don't get into an argument in an elevator it could escalate very quickly"
"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure."
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"