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Joke of the Day

"Your mother is so classless... .. she could be a marxist utopia"

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"Nice jeans, everyone in the 90s."
"Her: I'm so wet Him: I'm so hard Eavesdropping alien: These people are bad at describing themselves."
"(sure hope reddit doesn't hate racist jokes) What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd miss six million dollars!"
"""Its not you. Its me."" ~ twins going through a photo album"
"I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it."
"If my penis was an inch longer.... ....it would be a foot."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."
"The reason i am nervous around women. I showed my first love to a girl, in the forest, but she ran away before i was done digging."