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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."

"The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike... I said, ""You must be joking, officer. My dog doesn't have a bike!"""

"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"

"What do you call a wireless network that goes down? A wireless notwork"

"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"

"Why Make Your Bed? MOM: Make your bed! KID: Why make my bed if I'm gonna sleep in it again tonight? MOM: Why wipe your ass if your gonna poop again? KID: O_O"

"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."

"How do drown a hipster? In the main steam"

"Buddhist Pizza What kind of pizza does Buddha like? One with everything."

"*a dripping wet Kurt Cobain stumbles out of his garage* ""OK WHO REPLACED MY GUN WITH A SUPERSOAKER"""