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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."

"Dad, why is my cousin called Porsche? Dad: Because her father likes Porsche cars. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: You're welcomed, young boy."

"Failed my biology test today: They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."

"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."

"Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence"

"""Are you listening to understand or to be right?"" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions"

"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."

"Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia."

"First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!"