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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you suck air through your fist while bobbing your head back and forth? ;}"
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"My programmer friend keeps telling me I'm using too many brackets. I keep telling him that two wont hold all those books he never reads."
"TYPING IN ALL CAPS (OPTIONAL)"
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"I was writing a book about Abortion Sadly it never delivered."
"I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now."
"Worm CEO cuts workforce in half, doubles productivity"