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Joke of the Day
"There are three kinds of people The ones that can count, and the ones that can't."
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1. It's offensive that you thought this was a joke."
"Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27."
"What do you get if you cross an owl with a donkey? A Wise Ass."
"I built a house for a horse today but he said he wouldn't live in it as it didn't look stable enough."
"What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity"
"What is the name of Apple's revolutionary new product that allows elite pirates to see from their eyepatches. The iEyeCaptain"
"You can't tell me I neglect my children. Nobody else knows where they are either."
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"Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses? Because they're a diamond dozen"