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Joke of the Day
"Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee? Tsarbucks."
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"Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass rex"
"So hard to hurt a vampire's feelings because you can't say ""how do you sleep at night?"" or ""how do you look at yourself in the mirror?"""
"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"
"Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate."
"I think my girlfriend might be a vegetarian... ...because I've never met a girl like herbivore."
"So why is the latest Windows OS called 10? Because *Windows 7 8 9!*"
"Earth asks Mars... ""Why has Venus been so distant lately?"" Mars answers ""shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"""
"There was a kidnapping at my school He woke up."