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Joke of the Day
"Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee? Tsarbucks."
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"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("
"The old man's stairlift broke down in the middle of the stairs That piece of shit drove him up the fucking wall"
"Which two musicians are famous for saying, ""What?"" Lil' Jon and Beethoven."
"What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow? E=MC U L8R"
"I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show."
"Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door"
"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Helllooooo ladies!"
"I'm well known for my twice-baked potatoes. I can't get anything right the firstr time"
"There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? meat"