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Joke of the Day
"What do jehovah's witnesses believe in? That I will open the door"
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"A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra. The mom asks, ""Why on earth do you need that?"" The little boy replies, ""isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"""
"Here's what I do not understand Spanish"
"A man walks into a chemist and asks for some Viagra at the counter... The chemist says to the man, ""Do you have a prescription for that?"" ""No."" The man replies, ""But will a photo of my wife suffice?"""
"Limericks : Think this needs tweaking... There was a young man from Constantinople Whose limericks didn't always rhyme They finished too short."
"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."
"You're missing the point and possibly a chromosome..."
"New Stephen King book! I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book dealing with the horrors of cat ownership. It's called Pffffffffft!"
"Guy walks into a doctors office.. Guy walks into a doctor's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looked at him and said ""Clearly, I can see your nuts."" (Buddum-bum)"
"A masochist asks a sadist ""Please hurt me."" ""No,"" replies the sadist."