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Joke of the Day

"If Trump wins the election ... What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto? ""Make America good again."""

"I have accepted ""Jesus Christ!"" as my personal exclamation."

"911: what's your emergency? me: what's YOUR emergency? 911: *starts crying* omg no one's ever asked me that before! me: jk I've been stabbed"

"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."

"Trump There's no punchline, as the title was the full joke"

"Why did the owl owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !"

"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."

"What do you call the hair between your grandma's tits? Her pussy."

"If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever"

"Three men walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks. edit: grammar"