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Joke of the Day

"I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity."

"My friends started a new bar band... Drums, guitars, keyboard and bass guitar. They call themselves 999 Megabytes cuz they don't have a Gig yet."

"I was born short Thankfully I grew out of that phase."

"What do you call a flying Grizzly? ...a bearoplane"

"Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked."

"The Jewish Dilemma... Free Pork"

"My laptop just passed away. What's the mourning period for this? Do I need to wear black? Is it ok to cry?"

"Just heard a lady say she's been shopping at this Kmart for the last 15 years, and I was like, ""doesn't your family miss you?"""

"Why do Native Americans have such good hearing? They have engineers"

"With inflation, it would be Mambo No. 6.59 in 2013"