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Joke of the Day

"The Jewish Dilemma... Free Pork"

"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."

"On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese."

"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."

"I once asked my girlfriend if she was a newspaper. Because there's a new issue with her every fucking day."

"What do holiday parties and after school clubs have in common? They both feature Chess nuts!"

"Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank"

"It's a bad idea to eat the meat from the female cows. That would be a Miss Steak."

"Me: ""I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself."" Twitter: lol, you said ""came""."

"Deja Moo I feel like I've heard this bull before..."