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Joke of the Day

"I was born short Thankfully I grew out of that phase."

"Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster."

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""Unionize""."

"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but they can't eat it."

"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."

"Wait, so if I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior I get to spend all of eternity with people like Mike Huckabee? Lol. Hard pass."

"What do comic book collectors use in their hair? Mint conditioner."

"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"

"You lost your phone and it is on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it."

"No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery."