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Joke of the Day

"Just heard a lady say she's been shopping at this Kmart for the last 15 years, and I was like, ""doesn't your family miss you?"""

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"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Now, you might say ""r"" but his first love be the ""c""."
"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."
"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"
"She was only a fishmonger's daughter .. .. but she'd slap it on a slab and shout ""Fillet!"""
"I love that tower in France I hear it's an eye full"
"i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice."
"What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants!"
"Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff."
"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"