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Joke of the Day
"Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked."
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"I want to make a revolutionary new show called So You Think You Can't Dance. It's a singing competition."
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? Pounding in the anus"
"Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: *cries* Dr: Um, are you sexually- Me: *cries harder* Dr: .....Ok. Do you drink? Me: YES I BLOODY DRINK"
"At first I didn't like beards, But then they grew on me"
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"So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound... Apparently it's called the ""Large Hardon Collider""."