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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans have such good hearing? They have engineers"
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"Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open. A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night."
"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."
"A gay deer walks out of a bar And says, ""man, I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!!"""
"Writing a good joke is an art form and some of you need to stick to coloring books."
"I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece."
"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"
"What's do call a masrbating cow? Beef stroganoff..."
"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."
"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling."