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Joke of the Day
"Why do Native Americans have such good hearing? They have engineers"
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"I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly... for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened... her lips were sealed."
"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"
"What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!"
"What's common between sex on a boat and Coors Light? They are both close to water."
"It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called ""marine biologist"", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year."
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, Get the batmobile!"
"Find a penny Pick it up & all the day You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ..."
"""If you can't beat them, join them,"" I say, as I join my kids in demanding someone make breakfast."
"I got in trouble for masturbating in the showers Apparently it ruined the school trip to auschwitz"