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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flying Grizzly? ...a bearoplane"
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"The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds."
"How do Australians find sheep in the long grass? Irresistible..."
"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a used car sales person? The used car sales person knows they are lying."
"My psychiatrist said I'm crazy. I told him, ""I demand a second opinion!"" He said, ""Ok, you're ugly, too."""
"Did you hear about the naked guy swimming in the river in Paris? He was in Seine"
"My great great grandfather died in a Nazi death camp. He fell off of a guard tower."
"I need help, my wife was killed in a hit and run.. Why would someone drive through the kitchen?"
"Can you guess this sound? ""I'm not racist, but..."" It's the sound of a racist clearing their throat."