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Joke of the Day

"My laptop just passed away. What's the mourning period for this? Do I need to wear black? Is it ok to cry?"

"[parole hearing] OFFICER: are u reformed? ME: I O: go on M: I th O: tell us M: I'm O: yes M: can I finish my sentence O: ok parole denied"

"I'm really good at writing palindromes where the 2nd half is gibberishhsirebbig si flah dn2 eht erehw semordnilap gnitirw ta doog yllaer m'I"

"What's better than honor? Inner"

"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"

"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans? Because they'll bite us!"

"What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 needs a shit load of adapters to work"

"can you guys help me find an AC/DC song? it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks! *stolen from RYM*"

"Did you hear about the mexican that went to college? me neither."