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Joke of the Day
"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."
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"What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham"
"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Pigs in the mud."
"((Sigh)) I would love to get a new BMW i8 It definitely will get the most gals per mile in city driving."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... But Fuck that"
"Wife: ""Was that lightning?!"" Me: ""No, they're taking pictures for Google earth..."""
"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"
"Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies. I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time."
"You know you've overplayed Mario Kart 64 when the next morning you Instinctively swerve to avoid a banana skin on the road."