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Joke of the Day
"Wife: ""Was that lightning?!"" Me: ""No, they're taking pictures for Google earth..."""
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"chasing tornados is fun until you catch one."
"I just saw a girl hang half her body out the window of her car to give someone the finger. She is my spirit animal."
"The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin Mcallister because I'm always going home alone"
"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."
"What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion? Fast food"
"Doctor's Office Visit The doctor asked me how my bowel movements have been lately, I told him very dark. He asked me to describe so I said, ""every time i look into the bowl, it spells out 'DIE'"""
"I was sitting next to a woman on a flight and asked her... >Does the airline company charge you for flying next to good looking men? She responded with >Yes, but this time I decided not to pay"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."
"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"