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Joke of the Day

"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."

"Some people say that The Big Bang Theory disproves God... I mean, sure, it's not the best show, but I wouldn't go *that* far."

"Why does the baker bake? Because he kneads the dough."

"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"A man walks up to two nuns and reveals himself to them, one had a stroke... ... the other couldn't quite reach."

"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"

"I'm not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I'm forgetting to do."

"What is the difference between 'light' and 'hard'? I can sleep with a light on."

"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."

"""Do you need help with your math homework Billy?"" ""Yeah I sure do Dad!"" ""Well you're shit out of luck"""