2020
Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a gay joke... But Fuck that"
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"Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen? Emission Impossible"
"4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom."
"What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it? Guac-A-Mole."
"Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: ""Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."""
"Whats the best thing you get out of a penis? The wrinkles."
"Was hit by a rental car earlier today. It still Hertz."
"When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !"
"My penis is only two inches From the floor"
"Two parrots are sitting on a Perch One says to the other ""Can you smell fish?"""