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Joke of the Day

"You know you've overplayed Mario Kart 64 when the next morning you Instinctively swerve to avoid a banana skin on the road."

"Two atoms in a pub Two atoms meet in the pub. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The second atom with a strong British accent asks, 'Are you sure?' The first one replies, ' yes I'm positive.'"

"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar."

"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."

"Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning? That's how he mustard the troops."

"sometimes i visit websites that have videos of people making love"

"I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO"

"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."

"I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field"