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Joke of the Day
"What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham"
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"My 8yo is watching a video of a guy watching a video of another guy flipping water bottles. Please pray for me during this difficult time."
"Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function."
"Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak? Hamburger, it's in the ground state."
"Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?"
"Kissing is weird as hell. ""Um I really like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your face for a little while."""
"Fuck children, robots are the future"
"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."
"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"
"My girlfriend has a fetish for feet Every time I go to see her she adds a few more to the restraining order."